DaGame

So this is a really awesome game and it’s really fun and I’m not just wasting your time because this game is like so fun and like it’s uh really good and fun to play and if you’re still reading then stop anyway it is very fun and I like playing it and it is DA best game I have ever had and it made me funny as you can see

Cured my cancer and gave me a lollipop

Now many of you may not know this, but I am actually a superhero. My superhero name is Pointy Purple and I stop the world from being taken over by aliens. One day, the alien general Sleepy Carlepooni hat shot down my teammates and I was earth’s last line of defense. I tried my best, but I ultimately failed. I blacked out as I was falling back to earth, and when I woke up I was in a white void. When I looked down, there was a cell phone in my hand. When it turned on I immediately heard “LETS GO” and it was open on DaGame. I played for a while, but eventually the phone died. When it did, however, I felt an immense surge of power flow through me. In front of me were the words “Respawn? It’s still not over.” I hit the respawn button and a loud “LETS GO” echoed all around me as my vision faded to white. When I regained my sight, I was in front of the alien spaceships and Carlepooni looked shocked. He immediately sent his strongest ships to deal with me, but as they were closing in I simply grinned and said “Let’s go.” I smashed through every spaceship, every punch making a “NYAM” sound effect. When I reached the mothership, Carlepooni was prepared. He fired the ultimate disintegration laser at me, but I was still powered by DaGame. As the mothership exploded, all of earth could hear a loud “LETS GO” from the sky. Now I travel the universe, helping save other planets from destruction. Even when things look grim, I know DaGame is always by my side. Let’s go.

Ahhh Dababy… where do I even begin….. you have saved my life more ways then you know

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This is the absolute best game I have ever played, please download it because it is honestly incredible

its really fun to pass the time but needs more rappers

I suffer from poop problems. I was so annoyed I had to go poop every hour. Once I downloaded DaGame, I was so excited to go to the bathroom just so I could play. It saved my life from boredom and my poop disorder.

Let’s gooo

When my parents first adopted me, they thought I was just gonna be a normal kid. Like the picture showed online. When they picked me up from the adoption center they took one good look at me and said this is the right kid. One day I just couldn’t show any emotions so my parents and adopted me. They kicked me out on the streets, and I went to a dumpster and lived there for the rest of the time. Then one day I found a phone in a restaurant bathroom, and they had this game called DaGame. I thought that this game could change at least how I felt in that moment, as soon as I started playing, I started to feel emotions again. And I played this game until I couldn’t because the phone eventually died. So I sold this phone for some money and I got another phone and I use the money that was left over every time I sold the phone. Eventually I made a business, and it was about DaGame. People started to want to collaborate with my business and eventually I became rich and now I live in a $3 billion mansion with my three big booty Latinas, N 10 Butler’s. Please download this game.